Sid Waterman: I was born into the Hebrew persuasion, but when I got older I converted to narcissism
Sid Waterman: I don't need to work out. My anxiety acts as aerobics.
Sondra Pransky: You are a cynical crapehanger who always see the glass half-empty!
Sid Waterman: No, you're wrong. I see the glass half full, but of poison.
Sid Waterman: We need to put our heads together.
Sondra Pransky: If we put OUR heads together, it would make a hollow sound.
Sid Waterman: You're a pretty girl. You know, I think you could probably get this guy to get interested in you.
Sondra Pransky: Oh, you're silly...
Sid Waterman: Yeah, particularly if he's got a twisted mind.
Sid Waterman: I was in the lounge, I heard you drowning, I finished my tea and scones and came immediately!
Sid Waterman: You know not everything in the world is sinister... just practically everything.
Sondra Pransky: [to Sid] Stop telling people I sprang from your loins!
Sondra Pransky: No, I'm too tough to cry. My nasal passages do get congested when I'm sad, though.
Sondra Pransky: I wouldn't be surprised if he asked me to marry him someday.
Sid Waterman: You come from an orthodox family, would they accept a serial killer?
Sondra Pransky: Why don't you think about this as adding some excitement to your life?
Sid Waterman: Sweeheart, excitement in my life is dinner without heartburn after it.
[The last time I saw Paris ] Richard Brooks (1954)
---Darling, do you ever think of your mother?
---Oh yes!
---I don't want you to forget her.
---I have a picture in my room, grand father said I looked like her, do you think so, Daddy?
---Yes, very much like her.
---That's lucky for me!