终于闲了一天，发个笑话上来 摘自HOW TO WRITE A SUCCESSFUL SCIENCE THESIS
笑话可能都看过了，注意最后面两句
A rabbit is sitting outside its hole writing its dissertation when a fox comes along.
“What are you writing?“ the fox asked slyly.（Fox are always sly.)
“My dissertation,“ answers the rabbit.
“And what are you writing it on?“ asks the fox (slyly).
“How to eat foxes.“
The fox thinks this is incredibly funny and starts to laugh, but the rabbit urges the fox to join her in her hole. The fox agrees; we see the fox slyly follow the rabbit, and later the rabbit returns to her dissertation.
Along comes a wolf, who askes the rabbit,
“What are you writing there?“
“My dissertation.“
“And what are you writing it on?“
“How to eat a wolf.“
“And how would a rabbit know anything about eating wolves?“
“Well,“ says our rabbit,“Why don’t you come down in my lab and see?“
So the wolf follows the rabbit into the hole, and soon the rabbit returns to the surface alone again.
Now, if we had been able to see inside the rabbit’s hole, we would have seen piles ofbones and a lion. The moral of the story is:
Don’t ask, “What is your thesis on?“, ask, “Who is your advisor?“
非常感谢,
你是大好人.
楼主 
