【原创】***HSH***～～～7号大楼～～～

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1.联想思维确实有问题！！
以前的标志∶leg」end——大腿根部；
现在的标志∶lenovo——来弄我~

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2.今天去沃尔马，同去的女生要买冰淇淋，於是征求我意见问道∶
『你是喜欢水多的还是奶大的？』（你让我怎麽答？）

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3.一男生进教室，环顾四周後找到了目标座位，然後他对坐在外边的一ppmm不好意思地说∶
『同学，我要进到你那里面去┅┅』mm脸一下子就红了！

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4.一台湾女网友在两全其美上抱怨，说她一上大陆BBS，就有变态男发信说要***！
结果她回答的很绝∶等你精子能射过台湾海峡再说吧！
大陆变态男∶也是啊，如果没神6那种精确的落地导航系统，就算飞过去了，打到别人的脸上也不好呀～

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5.QQ上，两女AB。
A∶想找个男朋友焐被窝。
B∶那麽麻烦，乾脆买个电热毯得了！
A∶电热毯不安全┅┅

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6.MSN上本想问学妹说有没有CD，结果只打了『学妹有C』就不小心按Enter键发送出去了。
学妹∶『你讨厌啦，不过我好像不只有C吧？』
我大汗，赶忙补上後半句∶『┅┅D吗？』
学妹∶『嗯，差不多，歪嗨嗨！』
我晕！！！

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7.复旦的日月光华BBS上猜谜。
W男∶一个男人——打一大学名。
B女∶不知道。
W男∶笨！复旦！！
B女∶晕，要这麽说，幼女卖淫——也打一大学名！
W男（半晌）∶猜不出┅┅
B女∶彪！同济！！

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8.四名女考官给我面试∶你认为你适合什麽样的工作？
答∶我觉得我比较适合大运动量的工作┅┅

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9.体型最悬殊的『ML』——中日韩！

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10.偶短信1∶小明在一次车祸中失去了一条腿。
短信2∶又一次车祸中小明失去了另一条腿。
短信3∶第三次车祸中小明又失去了一条腿。
短信4∶还没完，第四次车祸中，小明又失去了他的一条腿┅┅
短信5∶搞不懂了吧，其实小明是一条狗！^_^
MM回∶如果这个无聊的故事还没讲完的话，那麽再一次车祸，你会像小明一样失去最後一条腿！！

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发现几句话经典是关于日本的

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倭人的军队好色 所以叫黄军 好色就喜欢天天做那事 所以叫日军 战败只好天天自慰 所
以叫自慰队 自慰就是日自己 所以叫日本人

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1。踢死
3个朋友乘飞机去度假，半途飞机失事坠毁了，就他们3个幸存。3人游到了1个岛上，走着走着， 发现1个湖， 里面有个美女在洗澡。于是3个人都在偷看，最后被1帮人抓了后才知道这个岛属于一个部落，刚才那个女的是部落酋长的老婆。部落酋长发落3个人。
酋长对第1个人说；我给你两个选项，我踢你JJ50次，或者我杀了你。第1个人怕死就选了50次。完了后满地的滚，很痛苦。
酋长对第2个人说；我给你两个选项，我踢你JJ100次，或者我杀了你。第2个人怕死就选了100次。完了后满地吐血，半死。
酋长对第3个人说；我给你两个选项，我踢你JJ150次，或者我杀了你。第3个人看了前面2个受不了了，就说:你杀了我吧