Stuart: How did we get on the ceiling? Eddie: Did you pay the gravity bill this morning? Stuart: I forgot!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stuart: Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible. Alex: Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alex: You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or later he's gonna have the hots for you. Eddie: Sounds pretty hot to me.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alex: If you're so hot on the idea, why don't you have sex with him? Stuart: Taste of semen makes me gag. Alex: How would you know? Whose semen were you eating? Stuart: My own.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Eddie: I wonder how some people could be such a necessary part of one's life one day and simply vanish the next. Isn't it supposed to last?