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Zygomatics exercise --> Hu & Bush.. enjoy - For your fun
Hi,
Now that Mr. Hu is in Washington again, it may be worth to recall a former fun from the time of good old Mr George Bush......
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This is a conversation between Condoleezza Rize and President.
Just imagine Bush’s face when you read this. I think it’s hilarious.
BTW “Hu” is pronounced “who”. Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after hearing that Hu Jintao was named chief of the Communist Party in China.
HU’S ON FIRST
(We take you into the Oval Office)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know.
Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinamen!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you /hu is leading China.
George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is leading China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the General Secretary of the UN on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mentioned it, I could use a glass of milk. And get me the UN.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir. The guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the UN?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
很不厚道大笑几声
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