找回密码
 注册

QQ登录

快捷登录

新浪微博登陆

搜索
CDD 法语助手
楼主: 公共马甲5

请教我一句话对付这种傻b老师

131
回复
7775
查看
  [ 复制链接 ]

新浪微博达人勋

可以这么回答她们
parfois les choses inconnus nous semble beaux parfois elles nous font peur
c' ainsi pour le japon pour la chine et aussi pour la france avant de venir en france je pense que c' le paradi le pays du romantisme etc  mais en réalité... 接着你爱说这么骂这么骂

vous connaisse le japon que à travers ses jeux vidéo et ses manga et la chine que par les informations diabolisé de votre média  il est normal que vous avez cette vision déformé simpliste et campagnard de la réalité.
2010-6-24 06:17:47

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

savez vous ce que les japonnais ont fait à la 2nd gg au chinois et des pays asiatique
Himmler à côte aura l'air d'un bon enfant
2010-6-24 06:25:21

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

下次上课, 你给他讲这个故事, 好好讲。 背诵一下。
我翻译的 .


Joke

A Japanese guy takes his lunch in an China restaurant.
he asked the waiter a question with his lobster dish: "what will you do with the lobster shell after my meal?"
"of course, throw into trash can", the Chinese waiter answered.

Japanese guy said: "No! No! No! in Japan, we crush up the left lobster shell to make cookies, and shipment
the cookies to China";

after his dish, the waiter serve him some fruit.
Japanese find that here is a lemon, so he asked the waiter again: "what will you do with my left lemon peel? "
"of course, throw into trash can", the Chinese waiter answered.

Japanese guy happily said: "No! No! No! in Japan, we powder the left lemon peel to make juice, and shipment
the juice to China";

the chewing gum Japanese guy also asked one more question when paying his bill: "so what will you do with
the chewed gum?"

"of course, throw into trash can", the Chinese waiter answered.
The triumphant Japanese guy said: "No! No! No! in Japan, we gather the chewed gum to make condom, and
shipment the condom to China";

The impatient waiter rhetorically asked: "then are you interesting what will we do with the used condom? "
"just throw into trash can", the Japanese answered.

"No! No! No! we produce chewing gum with used condom and shipment the gum to Japan!!!"
2010-6-24 12:40:32

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

下次上课, 你给他讲这个故事, 好好讲。 背诵一下。
我翻译的 .


Joke

A Japanese guy takes his lunch in an China restaurant.
he asked the waiter a question with his lobster dish: "what will you do with the lobster shell after my meal?"
"of course, throw into trash can", the Chinese waiter answered.

Japanese guy said: "No! No! No! in Japan, we crush up the left lobster shell to make cookies, and shipment
the cookies to China";

after his dish, the waiter serve him some fruit.
Japanese find that here is a lemon, so he asked the waiter again: "what will you do with my left lemon peel? "
"of course, throw into trash can", the Chinese waiter answered.

Japanese guy happily said: "No! No! No! in Japan, we powder the left lemon peel to make juice, and shipment
the juice to China";

the chewing gum Japanese guy also asked one more question when paying his bill: "so what will you do with
the chewed gum?"

"of course, throw into trash can", the Chinese waiter answered.
The triumphant Japanese guy said: "No! No! No! in Japan, we gather the chewed gum to make condom, and
shipment the condom to China";

The impatient waiter rhetorically asked: "then are you interesting what will we do with the used condom? "
"just throw into trash can", the Japanese answered.

"No! No! No! we produce chewing gum with used condom and shipment the gum to Japan!!!"
2010-6-24 12:40:49

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

回复 124# lidakm

对不起, 我从中午翻译成了英文 因为是为了给日本人看的。 等我晚上翻译成法文给你。
2010-6-24 12:42:24

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

同情楼主,遇到这种学校的这种白痴老师在楼主的语言还不足以反驳的情况下真的是很郁闷的事。不过我可以建议楼主既然现在咱说不行但不是还会写吗(相信在字典的帮助下)有空的时候把你想要表达的话提前写好没事多读两遍以便用时可以脱口而出。另外还有一种办法;还是写因为法国人很重视写在纸上的东西,把你对这个sb老师的警告之语或者当面呈送给她,或必要时郑重其事的写封反映这个sb娘们带有对中国学生不尊重的言行的信交到校方领导手中相信要比你骂她好使多了。
2010-6-24 15:51:27

使用道具 举报

头像被屏蔽

新浪微博达人勋

提示: 作者被禁止或删除 内容自动屏蔽
2010-6-24 22:25:08

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

以前见过比这更什么什么的老师。
2010-6-30 14:53:35

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

这个很简单...

其实说中国啥的我不是很激动..

关键又一次拿中国人和日本人比较啥啥的...

劳资就冒火了..

记得又一次...

一个法国白人说...

你们中国人..都是同性恋,  所以日本人要把你们杀了...

我就说..

哦.. 你说的很有道理..  你们法国人也都是同性恋.所以德国人都把你们杀了.. 不,你们欧洲人都是同性恋..

那个法国人顿时无语..

其实法国人对2战内心深处还是很 痛的..

跟中国人内心跟日本人感觉一样..

呵呵``
2010-6-30 15:40:24

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

Lz要是觉得在那个班受气就别在那上了
真的不要对外国人的话太激动,他们很多说的都是对的
你听不惯是你心态问题,换个美国人肯定很乐观不会那么激动
2010-6-30 15:55:02

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

回复 74# 鱼缘木


    恩恩!说的太对了!!我也觉得就是这样,当别人批评你的时候(当然在不是很严重的直接语言辱骂的范围内),一定要表现得足够有气度,先小小的表扬一下肯定一下别人的优点,然后提出别人的弱点和中国的优点以及发展什么的。他们没有风度没修养我们不跟他们一般见识!在表扬他们之后再批评他们!
2010-7-1 04:47:59

使用道具 举报

新浪微博达人勋

拍桌子走人,去校长那儿投诉她,法国人就这个德行专拣软柿子捏,不发次彪她真当中国人是hello kitty啊
2010-7-1 11:21:30

使用道具 举报

123456789
高级模式
B Color Image Link Quote Code Smilies

本版积分规则

返回顶部