如果他们继续问我，有时我会这么说 si vous voulez tout savoir,,, 要装作神秘兮兮的样子 chez nous on mange les fœtus, les bebes humains ... 听到这里他们会喷饭的，说C'EST PAS VRAI !!!!! 我会兴高采烈地观察他们的表情。si si ca existe mais ca coute tres cher. on les trouve que dans les restaurants speciaux. on croit que une soupe aux fœtus est tres nourrisante, elle va te faire bander .........
Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.
Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
注：Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米诺尔族
Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.
Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.
Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.
“Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.”
哈哈，笑死了。。。
there is another reason: chinese produce condom and export it to the other countries to make money rather than use it.
