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Waiter: Welcome to Antico's. Here are your menus. Today's special is grilled salmon. I'll be back to take your order in a minute.
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Customer 1: I'd like the seafood spaghetti.
Waiter: And you?
Customer 2: I'll have a hamburger and fries.
Waiter: Would you like anything to drink?
Customer 1: I'll have a coke, please.
Waiter: And for you?
Customer 2: Just water, please.
Waiter: OK. So that's one seafood spaghetti, one hamburger and fries, one coke, and one water. I'll take your menus.
Waiter: Here is your food. Enjoy your meal.
Waiter: How was everything?
Customers 2: Delicious, thanks.
Waiter: Would you like anything for dessert?
Customer 1: No, just the bill please.
Waiter: R U sure?
Customer: Positive. Plz bring me the bill.
Waiter: Sir, our desserts are well-known for their exceptional tastes. I strongly suggest that U have one. Take my word for it, U will be glad U did.
Customer: I think I'll take a rain check on it. Bring me the bill, I gotta be running now. I got a flight to catch.
Waiter: Sir, ur fight can wait. It won't take off b4 all the passengers get on board. Am I right? Just order ur dessert and I'll bring it to U straight away. I won't be a minute.
Customer: Not this time. I don't want no dessert and I must be on my way. Gimme me the bill NOW!
Waiter: No way! Unless U order a dessert and eat it.
Customer: R U freakin' kiddin' me?
Waiter: I couldn't be more serious.
Customer: OK, fine. Now listen up, I'm not gonna order any of ur goddamn scrumptious desserts, and I'm not gonna pay the goddamn bill either. Keep it to urself as a souvenir. And don't thank me. I'm outa here!!!!
Waiter: Sir, U'll be sorry for what U did.
Customer: Sorry my a**!! U f***in' weirdo!! Why don't U just go eat ur shitty dessert and die!!! 
Waiter: Plz wathc ur words, sir. Our desserts are delicious. 
Customer: Delicious my a**!
Waiter: U don't believe me? OK, here, order one and taste it. It's gonna be my treat. 
Customer: ... 
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